Statistical Sweetheart Gifts

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'See honey? You're mistaken. Chart fifty-one clearly shows my love for you today is just as strong as the day we met!'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"I love you, you big fool."

Is that pancake ready yet?

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

'Darling, I want you to have this lock of my hair to remind you how much I love you.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

ONE IN A MILLION

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

"Frankly, Harold, you're beginning to bore everyone with your statistics."

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

Love Birds love loving each other

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

The statistician marrying the probability expert...

'17 of the 23 of the 456 people who returned 76 of the 12 questionnaires thought the statistics were meaningless.'

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"Curious and curiouser."

Market. Sale. Bottled Water. Improved! Now 25% Wetter!

'The gravy? Was that 'boat' or 'train', sir?'