Financial Sweetheart Gifts

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

The day the stock market went UP.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"Recess does things to a man."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

You Are Here

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Kissing at the Movies

'...assuming the numbers are right, ask her to marry you.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

'Could I get back to you on that one? My broker says my stock went back up!'

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"He's quick with the birds and the bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears. . ."

"I love you in theory."

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

'I'll be seeing you again right after our Quarterly Earnings Report.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

'It's not quite as bad as it looks - they're only witholding payment until we publish our expenses.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"Oh, yes, Paul—whisper sweet sponsored content in my ear."