Strategic Sweetheart Mugs

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'I sent out for everything.'

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

You Are Here

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'Sharing the petrol costs didn't bother me, but I resent having to pay half for the condoms!'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

'I'm thinking merger.'

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

"Tonight we'll make love in the shadows of the great pyramids."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"I know, I know – I forgot the rose."

"Curious and curiouser."

'I won't rule out using sex as a weapon, but I do have a 'no first use' policy.'

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

'I'm just looking for a committed relationship. I'm sick of all the games.'