Sustainable Sweetheart Gifts

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Tree Funeral

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Global Warming.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

Olive Oil

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

The Authentic Christmas.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"Is the parchment in the salmon en papillote humanely raised?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"I can't see them replacing fish and chips."

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

Echo Chamber Canyon

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

Colin determined never to buy GM products ever again!

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

"I love you in theory."

Vegan Menu

How you can tell you're in a committed relationship...