Sustainable Sweetheart Pillows

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Tree Funeral

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Global Warming.

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

The Authentic Christmas.

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Olive Oil

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"Is the parchment in the salmon en papillote humanely raised?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"I can't see them replacing fish and chips."

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

Echo Chamber Canyon

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

Vegan Menu

Vegetarian Restaurant - Pick Your Own Cabbage.

Colin determined never to buy GM products ever again!

"I love you in theory."

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."