Storyteller In The Jailhouse Gifts

Tic-tac-toe

Shakespeare in the clink

Prisoner Crossing

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

Prison Wallpaper.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

'Well, you're not acting like you have every confidence in me.'

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'The Not so Great Escape.'

Prison Paintings

'It's for you.'

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

'True, you've been assigned a nobody lawyer but you're a nobody criminal!'

At least you have security!

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

"Basically, a letter to the editor got out of hand."