Stormy Storytelling Fan Gifts

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Recalculating route..."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

This side is the gag reel.

Moby Dick

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

God's Double Whammy.

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Bertolt Brecht

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Frog Prince

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'