Stone Age Sage Gifts

'Sure, we have a long way to go but give us credit for knowing how to relax.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

"I'm going to call it zero."

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Early entrepreneurs

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

One way only.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'