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'Sure, we have a long way to go but give us credit for knowing how to relax.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

"I'm going to call it zero."

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Early entrepreneurs

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

One way only.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.