Aging Sage T-Shirts

Celebrate the creative journey of an aging sage with t-shirts that combine wit and wisdom. Perfect for daily wear, these shirts honor a life full of experience with a fun, personalized touch.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

'I just realized that the average age of all my old friends' is 'dead'.'

'I just realized that the average age of all my old friends' is 'dead'.' mockup

'I just realized that the average age of all my old friends' is 'dead'.'

from $19.00

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'" mockup

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

from $19.00

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works." mockup

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

from $19.00

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

from $19.00

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.' mockup

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

from $19.00

'How could you flunk stone shop?' mockup

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

from $19.00

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.' mockup

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

from $19.00

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers." mockup

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

from $19.00

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

from $19.00

One way only.

from $19.00

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.' mockup

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

from $19.00

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause. mockup

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

from $19.00

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer mockup

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

from $19.00

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!' mockup

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

from $19.00

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine." mockup

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

from $19.00

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.' mockup

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

from $19.00

'I still have all my own teeth.'

from $19.00

"Do I look like a wise man to you?" mockup

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

from $19.00

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.' mockup

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

from $19.00

"Hunters turned philosophers"

from $19.00

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.' mockup

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

from $19.00

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!' mockup

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

from $19.00

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man) mockup

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

from $19.00

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!" mockup

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

from $19.00

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

The past only looks good when you're living in the present. mockup

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

from $19.00

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

from $19.00

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

from $19.00

"I'm going to call it zero."

from $19.00

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit." mockup

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

from $19.00

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!' mockup

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

from $19.00

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!" mockup

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

from $19.00

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush mockup

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

from $19.00

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update." mockup

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

from $19.00

Aging Sage T-Shirts Collection

Aging Sage Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the aging sage’s creative spirit. Find the perfect humorous or inspiring design to start their day with a smile.

Aging Sage Pillows

Check out our pillows that add a cozy, witty touch to a creative sage’s space. A perfect gift to remind them of their wisdom and humor.

Aging Sage Prints

Browse our art prints celebrating the creative and wise journey of aging. Inspire and decorate with designs that speak to an aging sage’s vibrant personality.