Age-old Sage Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors timeless wisdom combined with a splash of creativity? Our collection for the age-old sage blends clever design with meaningful messages, making it ideal for those who appreciate both humor and insight. Whether they're a seasoned mentor or a wisecracking friend, find something that celebrates their years of experience and clever spirit with unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints.

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"Behold the secret to happiness." mockup

"Behold the secret to happiness."

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"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina." mockup

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

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"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works." mockup

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.' mockup

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

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'How could you flunk stone shop?' mockup

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

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"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers." mockup

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

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"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?" mockup

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.' mockup

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

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One way only.

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'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?' mockup

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

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How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause. mockup

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

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One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer mockup

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

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'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!' mockup

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

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'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.' mockup

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

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"Do I look like a wise man to you?" mockup

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

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'I still have all my own teeth.'

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'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.' mockup

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

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Captain Thomas Coram.

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"Hunters turned philosophers"

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'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.' mockup

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

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"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man) mockup

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

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The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

The past only looks good when you're living in the present. mockup

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

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'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

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'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

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'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!' mockup

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

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"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit." mockup

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

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"I'm going to call it zero."

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Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush mockup

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

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"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update." mockup

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

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"Dad, I misbehaved at school again, so my teacher sent me home with a bill for her therapy."

"Dad, I misbehaved at school again, so my teacher sent me home with a bill for her therapy." mockup

"Dad, I misbehaved at school again, so my teacher sent me home with a bill for her therapy."

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'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.' mockup

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

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Age-old Sage Gifts Collection

Age-old Sage Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring the age-old sage—perfect for everyday inspiration and witty remarks.

Age-old Sage Pillows

Find pillows that bring comfort and wit together, celebrating the wise and creative spirit of the age-old sage.

Age-old Sage Prints

Browse our prints that capture the timeless wisdom and humor of the age-old sage to inspire your home decor.

Age-old Sage T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that showcase the clever humor and wisdom of the age-old sage, ideal for expressive, thoughtful style.