Dating Sage Gifts

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"I would like to have lunch with him but he's always so out-to-lunch."

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

"There's nothing wrong with saying hi to a girl you might not know. People can be friend, more than you think."

"It's been tough dating since my divorce...I never ad any trouble getting women to o out with me when I was still married!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

'This is my wife, Viola, who I've been happily married to for twenty five years.'

"I'm turned off by the womanizing."

Liv Ullmann

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

'The new teacher in our school is single and cute but he has commitment issues. He's changed his Internet service provider six times.'

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

'You win.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

"Mothers Day is coming up. What shouldn't we do to make sure mom enjoys it?"

"I know what you're facing. My Ted was previously owned, too."