Stock Market Gossip Gifts

Looking for a playful way to celebrate your favorite stock market gossip fans? Our collection features witty and cheeky items perfect for those who thrive on market rumors, trading stories, and financial banter. Whether they’re day traders, casual investors, or just market skeptics, our products will add a fun spark to their collection. Find the ideal gift that taps into their passion for finance with a touch of humor that resonates with their lively market chatter.

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'Rumors...'

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"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?" mockup

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

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"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers." mockup

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

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"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person." mockup

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

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"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over." mockup

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

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"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower." mockup

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

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"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..." mockup

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

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"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..." mockup

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

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"...and she said 'MOO!'"

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"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!" mockup

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

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Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party. mockup

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

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'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.' mockup

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

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"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing." mockup

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

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"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

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'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.' mockup

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

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"You would be perfect if you weren't you!"

"You would be perfect if you weren't you!" mockup

"You would be perfect if you weren't you!"

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"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom." mockup

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

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These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them. mockup

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

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'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

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The United States' economy deflating. mockup

The United States' economy deflating.

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'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .' mockup

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

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'Botox...'

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My husband doesn´t understand you. mockup

My husband doesn´t understand you.

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'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip." mockup

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

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“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

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"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!" mockup

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

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Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

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"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place." mockup

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

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"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions." mockup

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

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How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95. mockup

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.

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Weditorials

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'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.' mockup

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

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'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.' mockup

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

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Stock Market Gossip Gifts Collection

Stock Market Gossip Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate stock market gossip—perfect for traders who like their coffee with a side of market humor.

Stock Market Gossip Pillows

Check out our playful pillows inspired by stock market gossip, adding a humorous accent to any investor’s comfort zone.

Stock Market Gossip Prints

Browse our collection of prints featuring humorous takes on stock market gossip, perfect for sprucing up any trading space or home office.

Stock Market Gossip T-Shirts

Discover quirky t-shirts that turn stock market gossip into wearable humor—ideal for investors who like to keep market chatter lively and fun.