Stock Market Commenter Gifts

"I've hedged against inflation and I've hedged against deflation, but price stability could knock me for a loop."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

Trump leaving

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

The United States' economy deflating.

'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'

The Contrarian funds

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

Stock Market Research and Analysis

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

'Find out if that was a computer glitch or a market glitch?'

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'I can't believe it! This is when I sent out a company memo advocating a win-win philosophy.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

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