Stock Market Commenter Pillows

"I've hedged against inflation and I've hedged against deflation, but price stability could knock me for a loop."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Trump leaving

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

The Contrarian funds

'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'

The United States' economy deflating.

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'Find out if that was a computer glitch or a market glitch?'

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'I can't believe it! This is when I sent out a company memo advocating a win-win philosophy.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

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