Stir Sticks Gifts

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

The best part of leaf piles... are the sticks.

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'Community wok?'

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'He's my personal trainer.'

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

'Are you trying to tell me that you don't want to go to school?'

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

Stirrbucks

"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

'Have you met my personal trainer?'

Let's mull it over!

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

"One day dogs will rule the world but, in the meantime, just keep chasing sticks."

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."