Stew Aficionado Gifts

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Tension filled the tent.

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Cake Friday!

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'It's all homemade.'

'Fried chickens.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Aromatherapy for Men

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'You've had enough!'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."