Stew Lovers Gifts

'How about some beef stew? -- the wusses from the Health Department made us discontinue the chili.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Any time is cake o'clock

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Important Food Groups

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Vegetable Cook

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'OK, sir, sorry that meat was too rare for you. It should be fine now.'

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

French suppers.

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

Baker

"High Priest"

"Just how rare is this steak..."

Placier.

Cooked rare.

"No, I'm not calling for order in the court. I'm tenderizing a porterhouse steak. Do continue, counselor."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Man painting a cow

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"You're getting too much fiber."