Stew Enthusiast Gifts

"We're out of peppers, so I threw in a scorpion to spice up our stew."

French suppers.

'Call that a menu?' 'One word, stew.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

I quilt therefore I am

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

Beer Lunch

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."