Beef Stew Connoisseur Gifts

'I think I'll make my famous beef stew tonight.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"What'll ya have?"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Eat Beef

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Malty tasking.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Ice Cream Flavors

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.