Steak Connoisseur Gifts

Old lady and her meat eating plant in a restaurant

'And i hereby dub thee...'Sirloin'.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Malty tasking.'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."