Steak Connoisseur Gifts

Old lady and her meat eating plant in a restaurant

"And how would you like your steak?"

'And i hereby dub thee...'Sirloin'.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Malty tasking.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers