Stew Lover Gifts

'How about some beef stew? -- the wusses from the Health Department made us discontinue the chili.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Vegetable Cook

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'