Stew Lover Gifts

'How about some beef stew? -- the wusses from the Health Department made us discontinue the chili.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Vegetable Cook

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."