Stew Enthusiast Prints

"We're out of peppers, so I threw in a scorpion to spice up our stew."

French suppers.

'Call that a menu?' 'One word, stew.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

I quilt therefore I am

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"And how would you like your steak?"

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'