Stew Aficionado Pillows

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Tension filled the tent.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Cake Friday!

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'It's all homemade.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Fried chickens.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Aromatherapy for Men

'You've had enough!'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub