Starch Aficionado Pillows

Dr Templeton liked his coat very well starched

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Lactose Intolerant

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Flying sauces.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Non-Power Breakfast

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Coffee shop

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

'How would you like your toast?'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"A votre sante!"

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"A little lamb please."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Are you as excited as I am?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Source of Information

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"