Disaccharide Aficionado Pillows

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Flying sauces.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Source of Information

I Bake. Deal with it.

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

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