Steakhouse Strategist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the steakhouse strategist in your life? Whether they own a steakhouse, love grilling, or enjoy fine dining debates, our playful and clever creations will add flavor to their culinary passion. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find the perfect gift that celebrates their zest for steakhouse excellence and creative spirit.

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Wasn't easy being the big boss. There was always someone trying to muscle in on your surf and turf.

Wasn't easy being the big boss. There was always someone trying to muscle in on your surf and turf. mockup

Wasn't easy being the big boss. There was always someone trying to muscle in on your surf and turf.

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'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.' mockup

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

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"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation." mockup

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

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T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty' mockup

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

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'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.' mockup

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

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'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!' mockup

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

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'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.' mockup

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

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“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!” mockup

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

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Investments - Founders Bear and Bull. mockup

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

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Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman. mockup

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

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'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'When investment bankers give parental advice' mockup

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

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"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..." mockup

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

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"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef." mockup

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

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"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction." mockup

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

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Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight mockup

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

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The Best Little Steak House in the City.

The Best Little Steak House in the City. mockup

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

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'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.' mockup

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

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"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys." mockup

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

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Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation. mockup

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

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"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..." mockup

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

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Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here. mockup

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

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"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it." mockup

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

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'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?' mockup

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

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'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.' mockup

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

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Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done. mockup

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

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"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!" mockup

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

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Stock market books.

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Wall Street Investing.

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'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.' mockup

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

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To Stock Exchange

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'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.' mockup

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

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"Veal or non-veal?"

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'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.' mockup

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

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'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.' mockup

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

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Steakhouse Strategist Gifts Collection

Steakhouse Strategist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the steakhouse strategist who enjoys a good brew and a good laugh.

Steakhouse Strategist Pillows

Find cozy pillows featuring witty designs that celebrate the art of steakhouse mastery and clever personalities.

Steakhouse Strategist Prints

Decorate with prints that showcase the fun and finesse of a true steakhouse strategist's culinary creativity.

Steakhouse Strategist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that let the steakhouse strategist wear their passion with pride and humor.