Steakhouse Strategist Prints

Wasn't easy being the big boss. There was always someone trying to muscle in on your surf and turf.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

"And how would you like your steak?"

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Standard And P****d.

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

Stock market books.

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Wall Street Investing.

To Stock Exchange

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'