'We've been picking up your television broadcasts, and we're here to buy some of those neat steak knives!'
Steak Knife Fanatic Gifts
Looking for a gift for a steak knife fanatic? Our collection features humorous and stylish items that honor their passion for culinary craftsmanship. Whether they're a professional chef or a home cooking lover, find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their knife mastery and appreciation for a sharp sense of humor.
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'
'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'
'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'
Happy Knife, Happy Wife
'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'
"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."
What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?
'This will only hurt for a moment.'
Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight
The Best Little Steak House in the City.
"And how would you like your steak?"
"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"
'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'
"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."
"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."
"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."
'There was sizzle but no steak.'
'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'
Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.
Artist depicts cow as large steak.
'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'
'OK, sir, sorry that meat was too rare for you. It should be fine now.'
'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'
"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."
'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'
Cow Gag Gifts
'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'
'The Big Beg Theory'
"One medium rare and one with honey."
"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."
"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."
"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."
"No, I'm not calling for order in the court. I'm tenderizing a porterhouse steak. Do continue, counselor."
Steak Knife Fanatic Gifts Collection
Steak Knife Fanatic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for steak knife fanatics to add humor and personality to their daily coffee routine.
Steak Knife Fanatic Pillows
Find cozy pillows that speak to their love of sharp design and culinary art, adding a witty touch to any lounge or kitchen.
Steak Knife Fanatic Prints
Enhance their decor with bold prints celebrating their passion for sharpness and culinary mastery, sure to be a conversation starter.
Steak Knife Fanatic T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts for steak knife enthusiasts, perfect for casual wear and showing off their culinary passion.