Steak Knife Fanatic Pillows

'We've been picking up your television broadcasts, and we're here to buy some of those neat steak knives!'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

'My client, Skippy, is suing for a twenty-ounce sirloin, medium-rare.'

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

Cooked rare.

Prime Meats.