Starting An Organic Business Gifts

Cage-free eggs.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Steamed vegetables."

At the market

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

'Go on - they're organic!'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

The Authentic Christmas.