Star Standings Geek Gifts

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

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Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"He's my school project for science class."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

The First Alien Contact

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."