Star Gaziest Gifts

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

Sunbathing in Autumn

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Which one is named after me?'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Quick, follow that star

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

The girl who has everything...

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Sofia Vergara

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

Counting Blessings

BUS, 'I've got all my money tied up in securitized mortgages or mortgaged securities -- I forget which.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Sammy Davis Jnr.

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

"Five minutes, General."

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

Matt Smith

'But if night falls, why does day break?'

'What I want for Christmas can be found in the Russel 2000 index of small-fry funds.'

Martin Clunes.

Ronni Ancona.

Clara had come a long way from those readings at the public library.

'I'm a Pisces.'

Rowan Atkinson.