Stanza Savant Gifts

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Poetry repairman

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'Steeee-rike three!'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

Champagne Tasting.

Justice for a heckler.

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

"The lost password department's that way."

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Alexander Blok

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Vending machines labeled 'SNACKS' and 'STATINS.'

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

'Face it, Kemosabe - Nothing rhymes with 'Hi-Yo, Silver,''

"Working on your M.Ed. thesis when you should be teaching is not closing the research-classroom gap."

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

I think we have a malfunction...

A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".

'You'll love these, sir - you'll think you're walking on water!'

"Injuries are a tricky business. Break a leg and they shoot you; twist an ankle and they put you out to stud."

"For goodness' sake Eric you don't have to like cheese. Just smile."

If they raise the price of liquor one more time, it will drive me to drink!.

"I told you that climbing down chimneys in the American midwest was a dangerous idea!"