Stanza Enthusiast Gifts

Ted Hughes

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Santa Claus's Mail

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"You're awfully tame this evening."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Santa CGI Effect

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I noticed a few browns."

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Merry Christmas

"I want a pony!"