Stanza Enthusiast Gifts

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Santa Claus's Mail

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"You're awfully tame this evening."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

A Creature WAS Stirring

Santa CGI Effect

"I noticed a few browns."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Merry Christmas

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."