Stanza Specialist Gifts

Poetry repairman

Alexander Blok

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"I stand corrected."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Supply Chain

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Sergey Rahmaninov

If poets wrote road signs.

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'You are pigeon toed.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

"I'm the hospital's cardiologists. The tests are conclusive. You do wear your heart on your sleeve."

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

"The podiatrist's is right over there ... in the foothills."

"I can see it from here."

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"No really, I'm a toad too! I found a great dermatologist who treated my warts..."

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Harpist

Fly Eye Chart

Achilles Goes to the Podiatrist