Stanza Creator Gifts

'Face it, Kemosabe - Nothing rhymes with 'Hi-Yo, Silver,''

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

Poetry repairman

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"This isn't really helping."

"Oh, yes—do come in!"

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

"Eddie, remember, if at first you don't succeed, then call it 'investing for the long-term.''

Alexander Blok

'How would I make a round pizza if we haven't created the wheel yet?'

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"Watch out. He's got the Naughty or Nice app."

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

Film makers.

Bewildered, Inc. . . Stocks, bonds, mutual funds.

"When resources are limited we need to think 'outside the box'....we need to maximise potential returns from our shared skills portfolio..."

Hitching Jesus.