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'Face it, Kemosabe - Nothing rhymes with 'Hi-Yo, Silver,''

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

George Martin

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

Ted Hughes

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

Poetry repairman

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Google signwriter.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Spatula beach

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

"Oh, yes—do come in!"

"This isn't really helping."

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Eddie, remember, if at first you don't succeed, then call it 'investing for the long-term.''

Alexander Blok

'How would I make a round pizza if we haven't created the wheel yet?'

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"Watch out. He's got the Naughty or Nice app."

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

Film makers.

Bewildered, Inc. . . Stocks, bonds, mutual funds.

"When resources are limited we need to think 'outside the box'....we need to maximise potential returns from our shared skills portfolio..."