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"What kind of ambition is that - to be a war poet?"

"Nation-building never works."

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Sunbathers.

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Happy holidays for kids.

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Beach flirting

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Summer reading for the family.

Caliologist

Feeling for shells

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Beach snowman.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."