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"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Failure/Due Diligence

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Ted Hughes

Poetry repairman

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

If poets wrote road signs.

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Spanx Tells Me No

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The End of the World is NOT Nigh.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

'Ladies and gentlemen of the press...what is your verdict?'

"If loving you isn't right, I don't want to be right!"

Revenge on Santa

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

Alexander Blok

"I am the change you all can be."

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

Father Christmas lifting presents as a workout.

"Sometimes you just option it because your gut tells you this is a book that has to be butchered."