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If poets wrote road signs.

Baby rocks!

"Showoff"

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Poetry repairman

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Mom?"

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'We've been on the road to sexual enlightenment for over four hours...let's pull over for a coffee...'

The absurd artist

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

Alexander Blok

"I've taken up meditation! - Well, it's better than sitting 'round all day doing nothing. . ."

Climber to guru: 'Where's the outrage?'

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

Archaeologists look at stratigraphy with irons in it - 'And right above the Stone Age strata you can clearly see artefacts from the 'Iron Age'!'

We reserve the right to refuse enlightenment to anyone.

One-Martini Lunch

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

"White Rabbit, Cottontail and Mr. Fluffy. Why the code names?"

"Don't sit under the Bodhi Tree with anyone else but me."

"I'm right because it feels right!"

'So far, I've cleared my mind of everything except Angelina Jolie.'