Stanza Specialist Mugs

Poetry repairman

Alexander Blok

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"I stand corrected."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Supply Chain

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Ted Hughes

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Sergey Rahmaninov

Pets. Puppy Yums. Fish. I need parrot sales figures and a kitten inventory estimate. I'll do a polly graph and a cat scan!

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

If poets wrote road signs.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'You are pigeon toed.'

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

"I'm the hospital's cardiologists. The tests are conclusive. You do wear your heart on your sleeve."

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

"The podiatrist's is right over there ... in the foothills."

"I can see it from here."

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

"No really, I'm a toad too! I found a great dermatologist who treated my warts..."

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Harpist