Stanza Savant Mugs

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Poetry repairman

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Ted Hughes

'Steeee-rike three!'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

Champagne Tasting.

Justice for a heckler.

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

"The lost password department's that way."

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"I'm the owner of Happy Pappy's comedy club. Here's my card. Call me."

Alexander Blok

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Cancel Culture and Stand-Up Comedy

Vending machines labeled 'SNACKS' and 'STATINS.'

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

'Face it, Kemosabe - Nothing rhymes with 'Hi-Yo, Silver,''

"Working on your M.Ed. thesis when you should be teaching is not closing the research-classroom gap."

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

Comedy Club. Military Open Mic Night. Some of those performers failed. The pilot didn't get a single laugh. The Air Force bomber! And the enlisted man was tasteless. Private first class! The Green Beret totally flubbed his lines, but the Navy Seal did some great slapstick. Special ops and special farces! I think the boot camp instructor was the best of the night. He was very witty and whimsical. The Marine droll sergeant!

I think we have a malfunction...

A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".

'You'll love these, sir - you'll think you're walking on water!'

"Injuries are a tricky business. Break a leg and they shoot you; twist an ankle and they put you out to stud."

"For goodness' sake Eric you don't have to like cheese. Just smile."

If they raise the price of liquor one more time, it will drive me to drink!.

"I told you that climbing down chimneys in the American midwest was a dangerous idea!"