Statin Savant Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for a statin savant? Our curated selection celebrates their dedication to heart health with witty, relatable, and creative items. Perfect for doctors, health enthusiasts, or anyone who loves a good laugh about their cholesterol journey.

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Vending machines labeled 'SNACKS' and 'STATINS.'

Vending machines labeled 'SNACKS' and 'STATINS.' mockup

Vending machines labeled 'SNACKS' and 'STATINS.'

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"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..." mockup

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

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Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks mockup

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

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The wonderful world of cheese.

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'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.' mockup

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

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It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC! mockup

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

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What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight? mockup

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

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"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!" mockup

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

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"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work." mockup

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

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"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon." mockup

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

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"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today." mockup

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

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"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is." mockup

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

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'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.' mockup

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

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A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market". mockup

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

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'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.' mockup

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

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'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.' mockup

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

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'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.' mockup

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

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"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything." mockup

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

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Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir." mockup

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

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'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.' mockup

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

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'Now might be a good time to interject the GOOD news to the stockholders!'

'Now might be a good time to interject the GOOD news to the stockholders!' mockup

'Now might be a good time to interject the GOOD news to the stockholders!'

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Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag. mockup

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

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'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...' mockup

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

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'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!' mockup

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

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Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

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'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...' mockup

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

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Piggy Bank ATM

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Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

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"House red, sir?"

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'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.' mockup

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

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'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.' mockup

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

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'We need to schedule an autopsy audit to find out what happened here.'

'We need to schedule an autopsy audit to find out what happened here.' mockup

'We need to schedule an autopsy audit to find out what happened here.'

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Justice for a heckler.

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Wall Street Red Ink.

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'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

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Statin Savant Gifts Collection

Statin Savant Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the statin savant—funny, clever, and perfect for daily dose of humor about heart health.

Statin Savant Pillows

Find cozy pillows with humorous takes on cholesterol management, perfect for brightening up any living space.

Statin Savant Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate the passion of the statin savant with clever, health-inspired artwork to adorn their walls.

Statin Savant T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the statin savant with witty slogans and playful designs—ideal for healthcare heroes and health-conscious friends.