Stagecoach Travels Gifts

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Mensa Does Improv

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Ta Da!...

'I'm a star!'

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Performance In The Bedroom

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'