Stagecoach Admirers Gifts

'One thing for certain,son - if your name's on it you're going to get it'.

Theatre Crowd

Knickerless Cage.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Toenail clipping missile.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Ta Da!...

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Sheep striptease'.

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

Tony Robinson

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Curtain call

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

Red Letter Days - A First Night

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

Intramission

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

Performer

The Garrick Theatre

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

"It's done with cables, son. Not performance-enhancing drugs."

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

Waiting for the fat lady to sing.

'It's just a miracle.'

Tonight Houdini and Son.