Stagecoach History Buff Gifts

Horse and Stick

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"It's a play on words."

Stephen Fry

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Woman crying with happiness.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'I'm a star!'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Ever Given

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Run from the hills!

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"They're texting it in."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

Streetcar in New Orleans

Bravo!

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'But darling, you were marvellous!'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'