Stagecoach Admirers Pillows

'One thing for certain,son - if your name's on it you're going to get it'.

Theatre Crowd

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Toenail clipping missile.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Ta Da!...

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'Sheep striptease'.

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Curtain call

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Performer

The Garrick Theatre

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

"It's done with cables, son. Not performance-enhancing drugs."

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

Waiting for the fat lady to sing.

Tonight Houdini and Son.