Stagecoach Travels Prints

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Woman crying with happiness.

Stephen Fry

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Mensa Does Improv

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Ta Da!...

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Performance In The Bedroom

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'