Stage-struck Sage Gifts

'The evening was enjoyable until the curtain went up...'

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

That party went well.

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

George Martin

Gustav Holst

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

Liv Ullmann

'You win.'

"It's practically impossible to heat this damned place."

'I don't get it. How can you say Leno is better than Letterman?'

"These two gentlemen want to turn that note you passed in homeroom into a movie."

"I don't know who my audience is."

'I'll have to make a lot of copies!'

'I'm seeing double.'

Sculptor copying from a model.

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

There's no such thing as a stupid question. I don't get it --- What does that mean?

'I just realized that the average age of all my old friends' is 'dead'.'